INCOMING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tsunami of spam is about to slam down on your email. We're talking horrendous amounts of phony emails packed with sick porn. These scumbags are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned dollars, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and flag them immediately. Don't get caught!